Friday, July 31, 2009

Okay, I Guess Thousands Sharing The Same Opinion Have To Be In Error...

Well folks, we're crazy. And just plain wrong. And that includes you, DA Steadman! Angie Funk is not a liar, or a cheat. Or the motive for Mike to kill his wife.
She did nothing wrong. She never cheated on her first husband. She never mocked Randy and broadcast how funny she thought it was that he was a virgin.
She never farmed her kids out to have sex with Mike.
The condom really did break.
There was NEVER another sexual episode where they thought she might have gotten pregnant.
We are all so so wrong. She is remorseful and repentant. She says it and she shows it.
She never lies. Not to Randy, her family, her friends or her church.
She never planned on having an affair with Mike (she was somehow going to marry him and do it by skipping that little step????)
She WAS forthcoming on the witness stand.
It is perfectly normal to make out behind the funeral home when Jan is lying on a slab, dead.
It is a total coincidence that Angie made the remarks she did about being Mike's wife SOON and then hours later, Jan was killed.
They never really planned on getting married! Everyone goes wedding dress shopping and planning hairstyles with someone they just met weeks ago.
She never intended to leave Randy. We all imagined that she said she had no idea how long she could stand to be with him.
Give us our meds now, please. We must need them. To hear Angie tell it, she's a victim here. And any of us who think she's a lying, cheating, husband stealing wench are just downright mean.
And that poor woman has gotten the brunt of it.
Oh, after you medicate me, could you please pass the Kleenex?

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