It Just Gets Weirder and Weirder....

Amy Rothermel has indicated that the Funks are still together...

What?

Angie loves Mike. She had his baby. She has made it clear she wants out.

But the Funks are still together......

This is like a sci fi movie........

Oh, wait, I get it now!

The Funks are still together.
Mike wanted Jan, not Angie.
A random intruder beat the life out of Jan.
Mike tells the truth.
Angie tells the truth.

I didn't realize I was reading fiction.

You have got to be kidding me.

Every day we read lines that make no sense. Facts that are clearly erroneous. Statements that are clearly challenged by verifiable facts.
No one "thought" Angie and Mike told each other of their love and devotion back in April of this year. It's taped.
No one "thought" Angie said she wants Mike and she's waiting for him. She said it out loud.
No one "had a damned good inkling" that Mike and Angie were plotting for their wedding and life together, without their spouses. The emails show that clearly.

This is simply a case of "Nope, wasn't me!"
That just clears it all up!